I Didn't Kill The Aunt

I categorically protest against idiotic, senseless and false accusations against me in the magazine VREME. Especially, against the claims by an idiot called Branko Baletic in the issue of VREME of March 22. He claimed that while shooting from Pale I killed his Aunt, who looked out of the window in Sarajevo. Morons, they don't even know the geography of Yugoslavia! You from the magazine VREME should know that Sarajevo and Pale are eleven kilometers apart! Therefore, not one of the existing machine-guns has that range, not even a half of that distance. The bullets can not fly that far either. Let alone that the target shooting is not possible at the distance greater that one kilometer. Oh, bastards! Yes, I did fire, but on the armed bandits.

I also protest against the text of some Milan Milosevic in the magazine VREME of March 29. The liar wrote, ``Limonov was granted the right in one Belgrade bank to change his dinars for hard currency according to the official exchange rate, which is much more favorable than the black market rate (a secular detail in a heavenly story).'' You moron and liar M.M., you should know that (if you exist at all, and weren't made up by VREME in order to discredit me) that I issued an order that all my income in Serbia is paid on the transfer account of the Captain Dragan Fund.

(VREME's reply in the next issue)