Shorts

Greetings to the Family

The Assembly of the handball club ORK "Beograd" has unanimously chosen Marija Milosevic, the director and the editor in charge of the radio station "Kosava" for their president. The daughter of the President of the Republic continues the family tradition of active participation in everything around us, including sports. It is not known whether the new president of the club had any previous experience with handball (or any ball for that matter) - but, for her, that is not crucial. Her job is to manage, and when she was capable of managing the most popular radio station in town, why wouldn’t she able to revive a junior handball club?

Under the Party’s Banner CV

"Kontakt" from Valjevo (the state-owned company under the protection of the community SPS) has lately achieved the full business affirmation, meaning the full confidence of the comrades destined to have political and economic monopoly. Until recently, the greatest achievement of the company was purchasing 5l baskets from the local weaver. The baskets were donated to various officials as souvenirs, and now it is suddenly being promoted for doing business of general significance. First, after a friendly meeting with all the directors of schools, "Kontakt" became the main books supplier of Valjevo, because the directors naturally understood "Kontakt" has the best offer. After that, "Kontakt" was appointed the executive producer of Tesnjarske veceri (a cultural event), which gave it the opportunity to distribute finances to the organizers and participants and leave a considerable percentage with the party. The party does not need any more to collect the money directly, "Kontakt" is well equipped for all jobs. The good contact leaves a good percentage to the party. If it is known that each community board of SPS in Serbia has its "Kontakt", it can only be imagined for what kinds of jobs the firm with best offers in all industries is capable.

Yacht for Executive

The party in power, it is well-known, is well off. On Saturday, August 31st, it was revealed that the coalition partners from the New Democracy are no worse off. On the mentioned date there was the wedding of Radivoje Lazarevic, the president of the executive board of New Democracy, the party signed the bill for the feast, and the president Dusan Mihajlovic has presented his president with a yacht.

The feast was held in the restaurant "Jezero" on Ada Ciganlija. The groom did not sail away immediately, but he will do it soon. Sailing has no alternative.